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Cheese Tax Tee

€30.07

The rule is simple. Cheese enters the room, cheese gets taxed. I do not make the rules, I just enforce them from directly underneath your elbow.

This is the shirt for people who already pay it. You know the look. You know the slow lean. You know that you are going to hand over a corner of that slice in about four seconds and pretend it was your idea.

Printed on a Bella+Canvas 3001, which is the soft one, not the cardboard one. Gold and cream on black, because that is how the dood dresses.

Printed when you order, so nothing sits in a box waiting. Ships worldwide.

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More details

  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.